My Uni Crew!

Obviously I am missing my old crew with al my heart but it's always good to broaden your social circle (mine's huuuuuuuuuuuge!lol!) so here's a bit about me new crew!
-Laura: Laura is like another me! She is my best buddy up here and always looks out for me and gives me cuddles when I need them! She is soooooo funny and a right pisshead! Wahey! Bless her, when I finish work she always has me tea ready for me when I get in! She's a star!
-Creegan: Me, him and Laura always listen to sad songs together when we fancy a chilled out evening. He would do anything for you and is such a lovely guy! He is again wickedly funny and always there when I need a friend or fancy a trip to the beach!
-Hazel: She is soooooooooooo funny when pissed that it hurts. She doesn't just get drunk, she gets mortal and we have to put her to bed! Ha ha! Also would do anything for anyone and we stayed up t'other night til half 2 talking about shit which was ace! Top lass!
-Sam: Now I know you all think I'm the biggest flirt going bhut Sam makes me look like a nun! He is funny and me and him agree we are the best people in the world. Ever! Lol! He is good laugh aswell although a bit too camp if you catch me drift???? For all you ladies out there, he has a well nice body! Wahey!
-Luke: Luke is quiet and not a big drinker but when we take him out this changes! ha ha! He's helped me loadsa times when I've had trouble on me computer and he is a top lad!
-Liam: Liam is lovely, he's into all the alternative music and nightlife in Sunderland so we don't see him as much as we used to but he makes us laugh when needed. He also has the skinniest legs in the world, soooooooo jealous!
-Jack: He's Laura's babe and is one of the funniest people I know. He can say anything and make it sound funny. Is always running out of food though so had to take him to Iceland t'other day to help him stock up on essentials. Will always look out for you!
-John: As everyone knows I love John! I mother him by making him hot drinks and food because he is unable to master doing this himself! He is a lovely lad and again helps me with computer stuff!
-Disco: Disco is Hazel's best bud here and again is lovely! He always crashes round ours on the makeshift 'couch' and is a good laugh. I'm going to have a proper drinking competition with him soon and I'll win! lol!
-Ellen: Ellen is lovely and enjoys the finer things in life, well getting drunk and dossing around! lol! Aint seen much of her for a while because Ryan her bloke is up and they are geting 're-aquainted' if ya catch me drift!
-Askew: He is soooooooo funny and a complete eccentric! T'other week he crashed on my floor and we had a massive drunken conversation about everything! Everyone else said we were talking that loud they decided to sit outside my door and listen to us because it was more entertaining than the telly! If everyone in Sunderland now knows my innermost secrets, noone cares! aha!
-Louise: I have photography with Louise and she is a good laugh, we kinda just mess around in digital darkroom because it's the easiest lesson in the world! All about the basics of photoshop, which I did last year at college! Woo hoo! She's anoher who would do anything for anyone!
-Hannah: She lives with us but hardly ever see her. She's a top lass though and a good laugh though. She also plays rugby and is as hard as nails so will be employed as my bodyguard when me cocky little mouth has gotten me into trouble!