How stupid can you get?

I today realised that I was the most stupid person I have ever met. The first reason I give is Danny farting on my head and me not moving away instantly. The second (and probably main reason) is what occured during our Professional Brief lesson at 2 o clock. I was a bit bored and so decided to make my own amusement by throwing my Pepsi bottle up and catching it. I proceeded however, to hit myself in the face with it, causing a nice little purple bump to form! The whole class pissed themselves and have strated calling me bottle-nosed dolphin! If anyone can beat that for stupidity, you really should be locked up! :-)