Ranom Thought???

If a slice toast always lands butter side down, and a cat always lands on it's feet, what would happen if you tied a slice of toast to a cat and dropped it from a window?

How stupid can you get?

I today realised that I was the most stupid person I have ever met. The first reason I give is Danny farting on my head and me not moving away instantly. The second (and probably main reason) is what occured during our Professional Brief lesson at 2 o clock. I was a bit bored and so decided to make my own amusement by throwing my Pepsi bottle up and catching it. I proceeded however, to hit myself in the face with it, causing a nice little purple bump to form! The whole class pissed themselves and have strated calling me bottle-nosed dolphin! If anyone can beat that for stupidity, you really should be locked up! :-)

'...Of The Day'

'Quote of the day:' "Somebody has scribbled all over my book, please" Me proving I am rubbish at making sense after Richard told us to write notes in our books!
'Word of the day:' "Dicky-doyter" because there is a funny song using this word that we sing at college, spesh to Caz! ha ha ha, dirty!
'Song of the day:' 'Check on it' by Beyonce because I never realised how good it was until I found myself dancing madly around the computer room when it came on my ipod today!
'Person of the day:' Adam because he has got into Lancaster Uni and Northumbria plus he made me a CD which was well sweet. First song on it is called 'You're so damn hot'. Seays it all really!

Round the bend!

Hola peeps! Had a really cool Monday so can't complain. Was at college at 10 so got a bit of a lie in after the excitements of work this weekend. Had a good giggle in Sarah's lesson even though we had to get relocated so Moving Image could do some 'filming'. Honestly it's like being at a cattle market 'Move along now!'. Anyways we wandered into the downstairs media room whilst we discussed how far along we are regards to work (or behind in some people's case. Cough!) I swear I'm going death because kept having to ask sarah to repeat what she was saying much to veryone else's amusement. Oh well. She let us go early on the premise we do some more work. Canteen then yeah? Obviously we were going to do work but somehow got distracted by the canteen and a bacon butty and a coffee magically appeared in me hands! Bumped into Helen and had a natter and a hug off her which is always nice. Bless. Chloe met us for Rich's lesson and we managed to persuade him that he didn't want our work in til tomorrow. I don't think he believed us but he let on he did so had an extra day! Phew!
After the hilarity off that lesson, I wandered home because I had me 1st driving lesson for over a year! Ooooo excitement! mam and Dad drove past me when I was coming home from college so got a lift off of them. Lucky eh? Driving lesson lasted 2 hours and went really well. drove all through town, up acomb, near to the test centre and all round Huntington. Also did a turn in the road which I was v. proud of! I'll pass me test in no time. Me instructor seems like a canny bloke so glad about that. I don't want no perv! After I got back I did all me work for college due in tommorrow so WOO ME! ha ha ha!

Miow! What a catty night!

Me and Chloe doing what we do best, getting drunk!

Vicki and Katie partying down in Flares

'Put them claws away!'. Aimee, Sophie and Steph get catty for the camera!

Chris, Sophie, me, Clo and Aimee posing whilst pissed in Nexus.

Here we are in the nags head. From left: Vicki, Aimee, Sophie, me and Katie

Here's the birthday girl downing champaigne from the bottle. Classy bird!

Last night it was Aimee's birthday so to celebrate we all went out dressed up as cats. was a brill laugh and got mortal drunk. was still buzzing when I went to work this morning! Enjoy the photos!

Happy Birthday's!

I would like to say a BIG happy birthday to:
-My bro Terry who turned 35 on the 26th. No doubt he had a few beers to celebrate this! ha ha!
-My nephew Connor who turned 1 on the 28th! No doubt he didn't have a few beers to celebrate! ha ha
-Aimee who turned 19 again on the 28th. She deffo had a few beers to celebrate. And then some..................

Reuben's Gig!

On wednesday night, me, elise, gareth and cecelia went to Fibbers to watch Reubens band 'Breakout Project' play in a college gig. They were brilliant and song 4 great, original songs! the other bands were ok but not as good! Afterwards we went to McMillans for a few drinks (WKD wednesday's!) and then got the bus home. Gareth came back for a beer and a chat so all in all had a reet good night!
Speaking of Reuben it's his 18th birthday today so a big happy birthday to him!
Sorry I can't make the party!

Hunk of the week!

Heath Ledger because he is a fittie and Australian and lush.
I've not seen Brokeback Mountain yet but apparently tis brill and Heath is in so what other excuse do I need?

Get well soon Daddy!

Just a quick post to say Get well soon to my Daddy who has done in his back in. Awwww you'll be back to normal soon enough! xxxx

Nowt to report!

Evening! Today's post will be a tad boring and plain because nothing much has happened today bar college. It was absolutley hysterically funny though because we were all in a giddy mood. I won't embarrass anyone by naming names but the following will amuse those in the know:
-Arse's hanging out of jeans!
-A man in Nexus sticking his finger down the back of someones trousers! :-s
-Falling over in KFC
-Hairy Nipples!
-The return of the ice-age
-And 'erm, erm, erm, erm, erm!

'...Of The Day'

'Song of the day:' Munich by the editors because tis fab and I just got the album today! Buy it!
'Word of the day:' Cabbaged. Said to describe something cool or chilled as in 'That night at the pub was cabbaged!' Thanks to Helen for that one!
'Quote of the day:' 'Some inconsiderate bitch decided to collapse on the dancefloor! She was just drunk in my opinion!' Me mam telling me about some woman who collapsed on the dance floor in the club saturday night.
'Person of the day:' danielson because he failed his driving test for the 4th time. Thanks to a stupid old biddy! Oh well mush. Chin up!

College Crew!

This is my college crew so big up to everyone! daryl, danielson, matt, caz, john, reuben, clo, laura, elise and me!
Been there today and had a titter although I got a bit bullied by Laura! 'I aint no idoit!'
We all had a wander in town at 12 when we'd finished and went to maccy d's for some fodder. Being the twat I am i managed to drop my tray all over the floor! "Clean up aisle 1!" Soooooooo embarrasing but luckily got a replacement! Yey!
Got a right bargain in that perfume shop on t'corner. Britney Spears 'Curious' gift set for £17.50 reduced from £35! Also bought the editors album and the new one from the white stripes. Me, Clo and daryl went to the pub for a quick pint after all that shopping and nearly had a heart attack when we saw Norris from corrie in there! On closer inspection it turned out we were mistaken! Oh well! Anyway must go..............MSN is calling!

Gossip to go!

Hola people! been busy as usual but got loads of gossip to write about! Think it's been a whole week since I updated so heres the gossip since then.
Tuesday: Was at college again where we basically did the same as we normally do i.e. not a lot! Had a good laugh all the same so can't complain. Me and Daryl decided we needed to go out and get pissed so arranged to meet at 8. Big news when i got in though was me twin ringing in floods of tears (bless!) saying she wants to quit uni! As long as she's happy we aren't bothered what she does and it'll be cool having her at home again!
Anyway that were sorted and I got meself all spruced up to got out! Did I have a good night? In a word NO! I got a shitting migraine and had to come home after one drink! One drink!!! I think the last time I went in to a pub and had only 1 drink was when I was twelve! Ooof was poorly though, throwing my guts up all night with a bangin' headache! So sorry to Daryl because we had to cancel! It'll be better next week when we go out instead!
Wednesday: I were still a bit iffy this morning so didn't go to college but felt better in the afternoon so decided to go in seeing as group photos needed to be taken, plus helen were stopping weds night and I were meeting her at college. Had a wander in and took some photos and finished my binge drinking article so yey! Met Helen afterwards and got bus to mine. Had such a wicked night, it was such a laugh and we got mortal drunk. Think we got to bed around 1ish but we kept waking up and having random 3 am chats. Lol! T'was a titter though!
Thursday: Basically just recovered from the night before. Didn't get out of our pjs til after Neighbours at 2! Oh well! We got bus in town and just had a wander around. Even my life can be mundane and boring! Ha ha ha!
Friday: Ooooo back at work so hello all you work people 'spesh Chris, Lynne, Adam and Jane because you're gonna be having a nosy here soon! same sorta day as any other, it was dead but then had a rush at 1 when i was on hotplate on my own! GUTTED! Pat broke up today because she's gone to Benidorm for the week. Tis ok for some! Oh well, I'm sure we'll think of some fun to be had while the cats away! :-) went to the club friday evening to play bingo with me mam and me bingo crew. Din't win but 4 pints later and I wasn't too bothered.
Saturday: Was at work again, and it was a dead quiet day except around 10ish when a little rush came in! Big up for vickie sadler who popped in with her ickle baby Benjamin to say hello! Awwwww! Later on when it had completely died down, had such a laugh with Adam and Helen. I got the giggles when serving customers and generally we were pissing about. adam showed us his party trick and I don't think that I have ever laughed so much in all my life. He walks on his knees and i swear to God i thought i was going to die laughing. Get him to show you it if you know him!
After work Me and my two sidekicks (ads and hels) met cecelia and went to the pub for a couple of drinks. was home by 9ish. How early!
Sunday: Yup, back at work again! Nothing major happened and it was very quiet so not much to report. Glad to see Faye was back to her usual random chatty self though so yey! Was knackered when I got in but had to do coursework so was on the computer all night. Admittedly I was also signed in to MSN but if certain people didn't keep me talking..................

'...Of The Day'

'Song of the day:' 'Be mine' by David Gray because I'd completely forgotten about this song until it played on Q radio the other day. Will be downloading that in a bit!
'Quote of the day:' When I asked Adam if he was going to get a transfer to another BHS when we go to uni his reply in the campest manner ever was "Oh god no Debbie, I don't think so!". I have never laughed so hard in my life!
'Word of the day:' Gutted. As i keep saying it for a term of disappointment. For example: 'What do you mean there's no coffee? Gutted!'.
'Person of the day:' Danielson because he is better now and back at college! Woo hoo!

Work, work, work!

As usual, I have been at work from Friday to Sunday so that is why I've not posted! (just in case you're wondering, the pic shows my work buddies Jane and Lynne, and ex-work buddy Cecelia at the x-mas party!). Had a wicked weekend though, life is great at the minute! yey! First things first, after work on friday I got a text off Chris asking if i were going up t'club as Chloe was at work. I was so he joined us for a few pints and bingo. Well I won the flyer! Oh yeah! £rd week running that I've won at bingo, but my first big win. £120 in me back pocket. Well, after getting a round in (Eeeh the customary bingo tradition of getting a round when you win!) and giving Chris his half I was left with £55. Not bad eh? Was buzzing all day sat at work and a right good laugh with the usual suspects. It was pretty busy for a couple of hours and then went well dead! Got a bit bored but hey ho!
Went to the club again sat night seeing as I'd won the night before but didn't even win 2 quid on t'back o' books. GUTTED! Still it were a titter because Paula, Chloe and Chris were there too!
Again I was at work Sunday and it was soooooooo dead. We had to do cleaning even though everything has been cleaned loads before. Had a good laugh though! Lunch was funny with Kerry and Janette as we kept ripping the piss. Love it! Just a big shout out to everyone at work on Sun who gave me cuddles and made me smilaagain when I was a tad down! WOO YOU!!!!

'...Of The Day'

'Quote of the day:' 'Everyone likes a drink, nobody likes a drunk!' Me dads opinion on the nations view of piss-heads. Love it!!!!
'Song of the day:' 'I'll be ready' from Baywatch because it's played everywhere in town and is soooooooooo cheesy so can't help but love it! 'I'll beeeeeee readyyyyyyy......"
'Word of the day:' 'Steak!' because Caz loves staek so much that her nickname has become steak!!
'Person of the day:' Well it has to be Chloe because of all the tittering plus she lent me 10p to I could afford to buy a coffee. That is a sign of friendship!

Today's news!

Been at college all day so that's my major news for today! Ha ha! t'was a titter though so can't complain. Started off with Richard's lesson at 10 where we just carried on doing an assignment. We kept digressing though and having random discussions so that was fun. Next up we all had a wander to the mac room where we had sarah for the FMP lesson. Just carried on doing our adverts for the magazine, mine is for a bar wall pub crawl! Woo hoo!!! Imagine if one really existed?? We all went to the pub for lunch which was nice, I only had 1 pint and salad because I'm eating healthily now! Yup, and then for lent which starts on Feb. 28th until april 16th I am giving up alcohol! Yes that's right, I am giving up drinking for 40 days and 40 nights! Arrrrgghhh!!!
Afterwards we met Chloe and went back to college to continue work on our magazine, me and clo wrote an article on the dangers of binge drinking (how hypocritical!) and the layout of the magazine was decided! It was such a laugh 'cause me and clo can't even walk to college without winding up getting the giggles, so when Caz went into her dictatorship editor mode, nearly had a heart attack laughing when we asked where her uncle adolph was!!! Eeeh terrible aren't we? Lol! That's about it for today's events, bit boring really but hey-ho. Should start some college work in a bit. Hmmmm, can't be arsed! Ha ha ha!

Big it up for twin!

Hey Twin!!! thought I'd stick a pic of you and Paul on me website seeing as you both look gorgeous! Ha ha! Cheer up about all your essays, you'll be fine!
"Do I amuse you? Am I a clown??"

'...Of The Day'

'Song of the day:' 'Comfortably numb' by Scissor Sisters because tis fab!
'Quote of the day:' 'I wonder what Bob Dylan would say?' frank Skinner does an hilarious impression of Bob Dylan that me and Clo love!
'Word of the day:' "Catnip" If you were any of my lessons yesterday or today you will know why! Due to the libel laws I am unable to publish the reason on here! Funny though!
'Person of the day:' Baby Helen 'cause we had a full on text chat all day and I bumped into her at Tesco's and got a hug! Big up for me little musher!

King Kong is Kool!

Howdy Mushers! Went to the pics last night with Adam and Michael to see king kong. Now I was a tad apprehensive because the film is 3 and half hours long and I'd heard it was a bit shit but it were great so yey! Good choice Ads! I did need to go for a wee twice during the film and again after it finished so I would advise people NOT to buy them big wheelbarrow size bottles of pop they sell at the pics! ha ha! go see it if you can, jack Black is very cute and I want a King Kong!

In the pub!

Happy, slightly tipsy times! From left: Robyn, Matt, Helen, me and the lovely Adam!

Me with Helen. No lemons in site today!

Adam with a slightly scared looking Robyn!

Me and Faye. Woo, birthday buddies!

Emma and Helen smile for the camera!

Robyn and Matt saying goodbye to us til easter! Sob!

Everyone loves that old British tradition of going down the pub for a pint so to celebrate Robyn and Matt going back to Uni, we all went to the pub saturday night! It was a right laugh and I would like to take this opportunity to say that I didn't fall over because i was drunk, i was just wearing slippy shoes! Enjoy the Photos and if you want to download them just right click and save as! Sorted!

'...Of The Day'

'Song of the day:' Well I have to say 'Poison' by Alice Cooper because every bar we went last night played it! "You're poison..........woah, poison"
'Quote of the day:' "When you've got inverted nipples, do they pop out again when you've got a nip on?" Caz asks a random question which led to an hilarious discussion at college! Lol!
'Word of the day:' 'Alcoholic' because me and Chloe did a test on t'internet and basically got told we were alchi's! To be fair, didn't really need the computer to tell us that...............
'Person of the day:' Me because I was getting a bit panicky about not hearing from any Uni's regarding places and so I had a look at the tracking on ucas.com and I have got offers from Sheffield Hallam, Lincoln and Thames valley! WOO ME!!!

Ranom Photo!

Random Photo alert! here's me with me mam and dad in the club on xmas eve! Apparently helen says I look about 16 on this picture so thanks for that! I like this pic because we are all smiley and happy! yey!

Busy little bee!

Phew! A chance to rest today! Lol! Since going to back to college I've hardly had a chance to sleep let alone get on the PC but I've got this weekend off work so while I'm doing nothing (i.e recovering from last nights piss up!) I thought I'd post on here!
Wednesday: I was ill on weds with a migraine so didn't do much excpet sleep to recover from it. Also watched a piece on 'this morning' about cocktails which was interesting! Thought I'd share my own special recipe with you for a 'Debbie's Delight'. All you need is all the alcohol you've available and any soft drinks/mixers. Mix 2 parts booze to one part everything else, shake well and serve. Mmmmmmmm!
Thursday: Was better so went back to college. It was a good laugh and did some work (for a change). Me and Chloe kept getting the giggles and laughing at stupid and unfunny things! Sarah gave me a telling off for shouting out irrelevant things during her lesson. Sorry about that-it must be a form of tourrettes I have! In the evening I had a date with scooby doo, Chloe and Arlene (big up to them!) were completely wasted and thought they'd 'join' us! they kept rubbing his head and stroking him! Ooof! Needless to say once they'd gone we managed to carry on the date as normal. I won't be seeing him again, there was zero chemistry and I can hardly get a word in while he was banging on about Thailand or some holiday he'd been on! Boring! Called it a night and was home before midnight! Like Cinderella I am! Oh yes he also expected me to buy drinks too because 'he likes a girl who pays her own way!' Tight git!
Friday: Was at work at 8 today so big it up to the work crew! It was a quiet day and janette made us do some cleaning! Oof! Never mind! The dishwasher is broken again and flooded, poor Chris and Lynne wound up with very soggy feet! Could be dangerous, afterall they could get frostbite in this cold weather! Ha ha! had a good laugh with Adam as usual because he is part of my 'Mushers!'. Was meant to be going round town tonight with a few mates but everyone is ill and in bed! aww get well soon! Rang Chicken and we went up the club first with me mam and then went i town afterwards! I won 18 quid on the bingo so Yey!!! Got a bit drunk as had a couple of pints, 3 double G&T's and a baileys before we went into town! I also got a bottle of tonic thrown over me by Brad the barman! lol! it was an accident really but hilaious, he only caught my bare arm so that was lucky. Think he was a bit mortified though! When we went into town afterwards we went in McMillans for a bit and had a drink in thee and a natter. was a bit pissed though so we wandered off to grab some chips and then got a taxi home! Phew was in by 1 o clock! that is not like me so must make up 4 it tonight when going for a few drinks with the work lot, think we may make a night of it!
Special shout out to Chicken who was wicked last night as she always is, and Stuart in the club because tis his birthday on Mon.

'...Of The Day'

'Quote of the day:' "erm yes, well uni is for like getting drunk at" John at college stating the bleedin' obvious! I thought you went there to study and do nothing more!
'Word of the day:' 'Fodder' a slang term for food. as in "Howay mush's, lets wander to the pub for a pint and some fodder!"
'Song of the day:' 'Do you wanna?' by Franz Ferdinand because I love there album plus tis playing now on random shuffle on me ipod! "you lucky lucky, you're soooo lucky.........."
'Person of the day:' Daryl because he's been an 'ickle bit down today and I like him to be happy and jolly, like me!

Back to college!

Gutted!! After only half an hour xmas break (well, it feels like it!), we were back at college today! First lesson with sarah in the mac rooms consisted of us playing around with designs for our creative show posters. Quite cool actually! After this lesson we all went to the pub for a pint and some fodder. Bloody fosters was off so had to pay £2.15 for a pint of carling! Shittest lager ever! never mind! For Richards lesson this afternoon none of us could be arsed to work so we had a quiz, girls v.s boys and woo hoo, we won!!! Lol! A shame really because the boys tried hard in coming up with three early punk songs-we all love the punk classic by The Pgues "Fairytale of new york!". Ha ha! LOSERS!

'...Of The Day'

'Song of the day:' Oooo I'm gonna have to say James Blunt 'You're beautiful' because t'was one of the biggest selling songs of 2005!
'Word of the day:' Cocktail because Montey's sells well cheap cocktails and we had afew tonight.
'Quote of the day:' 'Someone just pushed into the que in front of me and called me bastard!' Some customer to me today. How harsh is that? Still, i dunno what she expected me to do about it! bless!
'Person(s) of the day:' Chloe and Chris because we got a bit pissed today and had a reet good titter as per usual! Can't wait for the wedding! Me and helen r gonna suck lemons and be the centre of attention! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

'Allooooooooooooooo!'

'Allo all! I have just got back from the pub so if this doesn't make sense then i apologise! Been at work since half 7 this morning (V. busy! grrrr!) so feel a bevvy is the least I deserve! At least get double pay for today with it being a bank holiday! Woo hoo! I had atext off of Chloe asking if I fancied going for a drink after work so thought yeah why not?? Lol! Matt was gonna come with us but he was tired (well not hardcore! the cream! The cream!) so wound up being me, clo and chris! had a couple of pints in weatherspoons and then wandered to the new bestest cheapest cocktail bar ever, Montey's rock cafe (formaly the shithole that was The Micklegate!). two cocktails for £3.75 so i had 2 black russains and the two sloe, comfortable screws! ooof a lot of alcohol but good fun! Back at college tomorrow so gutted but hey ho! Going out thurs to mon coz got weekend off work! WOO ME!

The new year kisses!

Laura with a randomer!
Me giving Elise a friendly peck-I also pulled scooby doo and some other random geezer! Oops!

Chloe and Chris complete the night witha kiss!

Random photos from last night!

Chris (looking well happy!) with me and Chloe! Think this was taken in reflex just before midnight!

Me with some randomers who were also dressed up. Ps I pulled scooby doo!!!

Chloe and Adam looking BEA-UTIFUL as cowboys! YEE HAH!

Happy New Year!!!!

Happy new year all! woo hoo 2006 is here! Another year over and still none the wiser! ha ha ha ha! Obviously went into town last night to celebrate the new year in style! we went dressed as cowboys(girls) so big shout out to those who dressed up with me!! Please raise your glasses for Chloe, Chris, Elise, Daryl, Adam and Laura! Big mention also to those who I bumped into in town including Chicken, Suzie, Caz's Ben and all the random happy revellers!
2006 is going to be the best year ever!!!