Woo Drunken Fun!

Me and Laura striking a pose while drunk in the lowther!
Aimee and sophie 'avin a kiss in the nags head! dirrty!
look at this dirrty shlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!
Me, Aimee, Sophie and Laura in Montey's . I adore this place! I downed 6 cocktails in half an hour so was drunk in here!
Me and James in the nags! how good do my boobs look on this pic? Lol!

Here's some pics from last nights pi55-up round town! How fab are these piccies??? Lol!

I have recently been.....................

Ey up! had such a busy week with regards to college work but managed to hit the deadline so yey! Had a right good laugh even though it was a well stressful week! Went to the pictures weds night with helen and adam to see pink panther and tis the biggest load of sh*t ever! we were bored after like 10 minutes so nattered through the film! went to thew pub after wards for a few bevvys and wound up having an ace time! as per usual with them two! Went out last night cause aint been pi55ed for ages! Me, Laura, Aimee, Sophie and James and his crew had a boozy night round town! rock on gallery! Was up this morning at 8 for work! gutted! had 5 hours sleep! sorry for drunken texts people!

'...Of The Day'

'Song of the day:' The weakness in me by Kiesha White. Tis such an ace song and tis sweet!
'Word of the day:' 'Mufasa' because tis hilerious! Said in realtion to Daryl and also Cecelia! Pride rock anyone?
'Quote of the day:' 'You're mother's not coming back anymore' because I swear the stag says this to bambi afer his mum is shot dead while everyone else thinks I'm daft and lying and so say it to take the mick!
'Person(s) of the day:' T'has to be Helen seeing it was her bday yesterday, and Kerilee as she is round mine @ the mo! Woo!

Happy Birthday!

Just a quick Happy Birthday to Helen who turned 17 yesterday on the 27th March! Bless, still just a 'ickle baby! We'll be taking her on the pi55 soon enough to celebrate! :-)

Extra, extra, read all about it!

Alloooooooooooooooooooooooo kiddie-winks! Sorry t'has been a while since last update, I've either been pi55ed in t'pub or doing college work so aint had a chance to get on here! Big up to James who came to bingo on Friday night, he hated it! Lol! Tis good to try new things though! As usual I was @ work all weekend which again was a good titter! Saturday night instead of t'pub (shock horror!) Adam, Helen, Mike, Cecelia, Faye and Fayes mate Kayleigh came back to mine for beers and a titter! Was hilerious, spesh because Cecelia was drunk and kept falling off the couch! MUFASA! Me and Helen were cream crackered and practically fell asleep on t'couch but once I'd seen her on the bus I was awake again and got some more booze down me neck! Get it done! Got to bed around 2ish! Was shattered at work on Sunday but it was still a good chuckle! Last night I went round to James' as he was cooking me a meal, we had steak pie and wedges! T'was lush! Today just had college which was a laugh and actually managed to get work done for a change! woo me! As I speak Kerilee is round mine, she is just watching Eastenders and I have to be quiet while tis on!!! TTFN!

And in today's news.........

Well first up, went to the pics last night with James to see V for Vendetta (or V for Vengence as he calls it! bless!). It's ace and paints a scary picture of how this country could rule every move you make!! Go see it but make sure you sit in a comfy seat 'cause tis a tad long! Was absolutley shattered so came home and went to bed, had a good nights sleep for the first time in about a week! yey! Had college today which was a brill laugh, (countdown anyone! lol). After college I had a driving lesson so bombed around for 2 hours! I hate roundabouts though, bleedin' things should be banned! And the traffic was bad so had to use clutch control a lot! get me though, I never stalled!! Funniest news ever was a text I got off Chloe asking me to ring her. I did and it turns out she won this sh**ty toy lion in some 'name the teddy' competition! It's called mimi! Ha ha ha nearly had a heart attack tittering at that one! She's picking it up tommorrow! Wish I could see it! Anyways I best go because gotta write a couple of articles tonight! I'm at the hospital tommorrow so will try and get on after I've been but tis Leeds so will be going shopping too! bye bye!

Guess where we spent Saturday night?

Matching blue tongues?? Too many WKDs!
Look at all them drinks Ads!!! Alchi or what!
3 of the 4 mush-kateers! Hurry back Matt!
'Mother' Karen with Michael and Faye!

n, a big up goes out to Faye, Cecilia and Karen!! After a hard day's work we all wanted to drink our selves stupid (well I know I did at least!) and we did!! We were all merry and had a reet good titter! I bloody wound spilling a drink all over me self though! looked like I'd wet meself! Lol! T'was cool though! Happened to bump into Elise and grab a hug and a natter off her, for once she wasn't working!! I'd like to thank Karen (NOT) for making me sing! She knows I don't possess the ability to say no when I'm drunk so I apologise for all the ears I hurt during my drunken rendition of Right Here waiting! 'Spesh Helen because she was sat on me knee at the time and so would've got the full whack! We wound up staying out til gone 1 and Adam crashed on me floor! Still buzzing the next day at work, and it's true what Pat says, I AM a bad influence on the kids at work! Ha ha ha! They love it!

Meet the parents!

On Friday seeing as I am very skint, I invited James to mine to have tea and then watch a DVD. He met me mam for the first time and got her approval so tis all good! We had chicken and chips and then settled down to watch Ghost! God, I love that film loads but didn't sob my heart out as per usual, just shed the one tear! lol! I'd like to take this moment to thank our Paula because I have her bleedin' cold, I spent the night sniffling, coughing and with a v.v.v sore throat! Attractive!!! Still got a snog though!! Ha ha ha ha! I am meeting his parents next week! Aaaaarrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The Hills have eyes!

Had a reet old titter at college again yesterday with the usual suspects, Clo and danny to name but two! We had a brilliant laugh all day especially when we went to the pub at lunch time. Laura was giving us a lift but she'd parked on mud and got stuck! well seeing as I'd bagged the front seat I had to get out and push! lol! Chloe came and helped too but luckily it came out easily and we didn't wind up splattered in mud although our trainers were! Some old geezer in t'pub had a go at us all for playing with our phones he told us to 'take it outside!'. I thought he was challenging us to a dual! Ha ha ha! We all just played around when we went back to college although I actually got some work done for once (with sarah's help!). Met Helen briefly for a natter 'cuase not seen her all week. After lessons had finished, me, clo, danny, reuben and matt went to the pics to see The Hills have eyes. It was good, if a little slow but it does have some ace, gory moments!! puts you off camping a bit though!! Could've killed danny for shouting things out about me during the bleeding showing! T'was funny though!

In t'pub...................AGAIN??!!

'Avin a laaaaaaaaaaaarf!'
"Love is in the air, everywhere I look around................."
One too many eh, Adam?
Helen and me BEFORE we'd had a skinfull!
And people have the cheek to say I'm an alchi!
The BHS Booze crew!

Ahhhhhh that good 'ol British tradition of going to t'pub after work! well me, Ads, Mikey and Hels went again on saturday night and had a reet good titter! I have to say tis a hell of a lot better now that I'm drinking again and drink we did! Pints, pitchers, cocktails, shots, WKD Blues (of course!). T'was ace! Enjoy the piccies!!

Working 8-5, what a way to make a living!

Allooooooooooooooooooooooo all! Been working over the weekend and then been out so not had a chance to update. Sorry mush's but am here now! Work was a kool laugh all weekend and Friday was hysterically funny, me gaffer Pat was in the daftest mood ever and we just spent the whole day creases up! woo hoo! Got a nice surprise when me new bloke James popped in for his lunch on Fri. Everyone had a good nosy at him but tis ok 'cause he got the thumbs up! lol!
Had a laugh again Saturday and got even more stick when James popped in to say hi later on, honestly my love-life is the speculation of so much gossip! Ha ha! Went to the pub after work on saturday with Adam, Mikey, and Helen which was ace as always! Everything Adam says happened is all lies I tell thee! ha ha ha ha ha! Although I did fall over, right on me ar5e in front of a packed bus! Got a lovely bruised knee but a bigger bruised ego! ooof!
I don't actually think I stopped laughing on Sunday as we were all in silly moods and kept singing and dancing and giggling! I don't think it helped that I spent half the day with helen and we just kept looking at each other and laughing, for no reason! Funniest moment was when faye asked me to fix her bra-strap which had come un-done and so I was there fixing it when laura came in, saw faye stood there with her back to me, t-shirt pulled up with me fiddling with her bra! The look on her face was priceless! ha ha t'was all above board! Came in from work and just did coursework (read: went on MSN!).
Had college yesterday and got the mick taken out of me by me fellow class-mates as per usual, all Helen's fault I must add! ha ha! Met James at half 6 as he was cooking me a meal round at his, well his brother actually cooked but it was nice, bangers and mash. We just spent the evening watching films (Trainspotting and Lost in Translation) and chatting. T'was kool!

'...Of The Day'

'Song of the day:' Hallelujah by Alison Crowe. All versions of this song are beautiful as tis a gorgeous song but this has to be the best! Downlaod it for free at www.music.downlaod.com
'Quote of the day:' 'You love it, you shlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!' Say it when someone disaproves at something you do/say. Best used on people who will laugh it off, not policemen!
'Word of the day:' 'Snow' because t'has been snowing today! Ooooooo I love it!
'Person of the day:' Reuben because his band, Breakout Project won battle of the bands last week and are now gonna be well famous and successful! You heard it here first!

'Hoe' are you looking at?

WKD wednesdays in McMillans! get it done Roo and danny!
Danny looking like willy wonka with kelly!
Chloe gets a snuggle for Danny Hunt who we bumped into in the nags head!
Me and james having a WKD wednesday outing. 'You love it, you shlaaaaaaaags!'
Caz the dirty girl with JM.

More photos from gareths birthday!

'Pimp' me up!

Caz and gareth 'merry' in the nags head!
Me and clo looking sophisticated drinking cocktails!
Reuben, daryl and danny. Pulp Fiction springs to mind!
Me as a pimp! Who fancies being one of me hoes?? lol

I had my theory test yesterday morning, so me and me mam wandered up to the test centre in Holgate! I passed first time! Woo Hoo! Was well chuffed! half way there now!!! In the afternoon I met Helen (in the pouring rain!) and we had a wander into town where I got me mam's birthday card and prezzie! Bless, tis her birthday tommorrow! We had a reet good titter, and generally messed around like we normally do. Daftest thing I did was complain about walking in puddles and promptly slipped off the kerb and landed in a puddle! I got a well done hug for passing me theory test and then went home to get ready for gartehs birthday night out! Pimps and hoes! I went as a pimp and had such a wicked night! good 'ol wkd wednesdays!!! James joined us and as we could both drink we consumed loads! get it done! Big it up for caz and chloe (the hoes) and gareth, Jm, Danny, Kelly,daryl, reuben and james (the pimps)! elise joined us after her first stint as a barmaid in the Parish!! Got in quite early @ 1! Enjoy the piccies!!!

I failed at Lent! Sob!

Tis my sad duty to report that after only 8 days of no drinking, I somehow, accidently consumed 3 pints of lager on Tuesday night! I presume I just tripped and it happened! Oh well! It's been killing me going to the pub and drinking soft drinks, especially last friday in the club! nearly died of boredom! Grrrrrr! Me, helen, Adam and Michael went to the pub on saturday after work and while everyone else was getting merry (pitcher and a pint?) I was sat there with a J2O! Killer! I didn't take me camera (for a change) so no pics to post from there! T'was a good titter though. 'Spesh when a drink was spilt all over helen. U know the scene in Mr. Bean the movie where he sticks his crotch under the dryer??? That's what Helen had to do in the bogs! Hilerious!
Went to the pictures Sunday with James to see Lucky Number Slevin and it's ace! We got on really well and drank a J2O in the pub afterwards! lol!
I had a driving lesson Monday which was fun, ooooooo I should be ready for me test soon! Imagine me bombing around in me mams car, windows down, radio up, mates in the back!!!!
Had a really good laugh Tuesday although got bullied again because I apparently said something rude! it was raining and people get wet in the rain! Grrrrrr! lol! Tuesday night went to The Windmill pub in Dunnington for a work's meal/leaving do for dee. It was a right laugh and was a comedy of errors in getting there! Bless Adam for taking us!!! And for driving us home, even when he started reversing when I was only half in the car! had to hop!!!

Let it snow!

A nice wintery scene in me back garden. In March!
Down our street!
The top of our street looking nice for a change!

Was at work last friday when it started snowing! oooooooooooo I was soooooo excited I just wanted to go out and have fun and make snowmen and have snowball fights! gutted that I was @ work but oh well!!! I took some photos when I got home although town itself looked more stunning!

Date Movie!

Last night I went to the pictures with Elise, JR, Faye, Chris and Helen to see Date Movie. We went for a beverage first and Danny joined us before heading out on the town. Kills me going into a pub and ordering coke but with it being Lent now....................
Anyways, we got our tickets and some woman grabbed me and asked me loadsa questions because I'd used me Orange mobile to get 2-4-1. Felt a bit famous! lol! The film was brilliant, really funny and I'd highly recomend it. The best thing was bar us 6 straddled across the back row, there were only two other people there! Sorted! Our witty comments could be said outloud! After the cinema me and Helen wandered to mine 'cause she was crashing over. We were wide awake so decided to have a pillow fight which was just tooooooooooooo funny until me mam told us off for making too much noise! Woops! Had college today at 12 so dropped helen off at the bus-stop and went in for the most pointless day ever! Had a right good titter even though we had to sit through a first year fashion show! Got to leave early so we all wandered into town and went to the pub (yes, I only had a coke!) and then me and danny went the fancy dress shop to get a 'pimp' outfit for gareths birthday next week! I'll stick pictures of them up when I've got them! Back at work tomorrow but I'm going out tomorrow night, Saturday night and I've got a date Sunday so I'll catch everyone later!

Too cool for school?

Me sitting on Adams knee in the punchbowl! Im surprised he didn't break!
Hands up if you think we look drunk??
Swopping ties in Toffs. Tad grammer anyone?
Drunk and rowdy! Even looks like Ads is wearing lipstick! Question: Did it transfer after a snog with a mystery lady?
Me and me remaining crew merry in the nags head! I'm lovin' it!
Adam, Clo, Roo and Elise say 'CHEESE!!!'
Me and Helen posing together. Again! Lol!

Imagine teaching these fine young fillies eh?

More pictures of my last night out! Sob!

No alcohol for 40 days and 40 nights!

Adam, me and Helen when sober still!
Amazingly Adam had only had the one drink prior to the photo being taken!
While the others were at the hospital with Roo, we posed for a snap!
Chris and Sophie, not in uniform! Detention surely?
Reuben, Me and Elise. Everybody needs a bussom for a pillow!

OMG! I have decided to give up booze for Lent and so I am in the 2nd day of a 40 day booze ban! Gutted! I have been in a pub twice since Lent began and sipped on coke while me mates had lovely, ice-cold pints! Not that I'm jealous or owt?! Lol! To celebrate me giving up, I had one final drunken night out on Monday. We all went dressed in school uniform so big it up for Adam, Elise, Reuben, Chloe, Helen, Sophie and Chris! We started up in the punchbowl and Reuben had to have a trip to A&E after getting his lip ring stuck on his lip! he was out in no time though and soon joined us on the double vodkas! We got into Toffs free thanks to Adam texting Minster FM and got free t-shirts, CDs and a bottle of champainge (which Clo downed!) Strolled at 4 and was bright eyed and bushy tailed by half 8 the next day! Roll on the next 40 sober days!