'...Of The Day'

'Song of the day:' 'Thunder in my heart' by Meck because tis a reet good song to dance to!
'Quote of the day:' 'Debbie, you don't actually have a driving lesson this week!' Me Mam after I'd been sat waiting for my instructor for 20 minutes! I must check these things out!
'Word of the day:' 'Beefing' as in 'Paula what are you beefing at now?' Used bascially instead of what are you shouting about?
'Person of the day:' Kerilee because she came round for tea last night and we had a titter, plus she trusted me to reverse her car off my driveway!

What a lovely surprise!

I got in from work yesterday a bit knackered to find a random car on the driveway. I strolled into the house to find my brother, his wife, me niece and her boyfriend and baby nephew Connor had come down for the day! Well nice surpise! Connor is soooooooooooo cute and growing all the time! he's learning to toddle around if you hold his hands and is well lush! kerilee came round for tea and he took no time at all to crawl all over her! well she was in the way of his trucks path! Speaking of babies, a big congratulations to my cousin James who became a daddy on Thursday with the birth of baby Travis!

In the pub: 3!

Claire hugging her v. scared look boyfriend!

me and Helen 'strike a pose!'

Adam. Always photographed with a drink in his hand! More of an alchi than me!

Katie with her buddy Claire. I thought i was drunk but.................

Adam, me and Helen with Katies head just peaking in!

Me, Adam and Helen went to the pub again on saturday after work, it seems to be a new tradition of ours! We thought seeing as tis my last Saturday of actually drinking alcohol (Lent starts on weds!!!), we'd get merry! Which we did! Katie and her friends joined us for a couple of drinks too. Faye was gonna come with us but she had to go home straight after work so t'was just the 3 of us! WKD Blue's rule!

On the piss!!!

Bumped into a tipsy karen and her 'fella' in mcMillans, this was after I'd just downed 4 wkds!
Reuben, Elise and Matty in Rumours!
Elise, Clo and Me looking elegant (we weren't drunk yet!)
Elise and Chloe looking drunk when sober! Tis never the other round eh?
Last night after a hard day at work, went out to celebrate Laura turning 18 t'other week! We were gonna just get the last bus home so I wound up downing 4 WKD blues in 10 mins but we decided to go to The gallery and stay out! had a brilliant night and a dance or 2 in The Gallery although I was a tad worse for wear! probs for the best really considering my dance moves! Got in around half 2 after our taxi driver got pulled over my the police for driving through an amber light! Gutted! Everything was ok though so no harm done! I dropped my key when I got in and wound up banging me head when picking it up! I really dunno how I don't do myself a serious injury! Ha ha ha! Enjoy the pickies!

The river in Tad!

The scary tree that spooked us!
The river had risen with all the rain
Fast flowing, a bit like me! ha ha

When at Helen's I took some photos of the river (because I like rivers as I am a geek!) for use on my photography portfolio! Here's a selection. Hope you like them!!

My night at Helen's!

On Monday after me driving lesson (which went well, drove on t'bypass!) I went into town and met Helen 'cause I wer stopping at hers in Tadcaster. We had a titter on the bus because this bloke sat in front of us had a huge baldy spot on the back of his head with this random curly lock of hair surrounding it! Hilerious! I know I shouldn't laugh but t'was funny!
When we got to Tad we popped into costcutter to pick up some booze and then went to Helens. Her mam made us a lovely lasagne for tea which was well filling so big up to her! She also bought us a lemon so we had a lemon sucking contest! T'was one of the funniest moments of my life and tis safe to say t'was a draw!!! Helen's Dad Paul has photographic evidence!!
We had some WKD blues, Reef and Vodka mudshakes yet remained randomly sober! Funny though! We went for a random stroll at 11 o clock in the rain which somehow lasted for 2 hours and when we got back we were too giddy to sleep so chatted for another couple of hours! We played with Pepsi (the cutest guinea pig in the world!) and then a cuddly tiger provided the greatest amusement when it started singing and dancing! Ha ha! Dunno what time we wound up going to sleep! Tuesday we recovered from the night before and watched shitty morning telly, which is always fun! It was pouring with rain all day but in the afternoon we had a walk to the river so I could take some pictures for my photography portfolio! Had a wicked couple of days so cheers helen for everything, you're a star! :-)

In the pub: 2!

Faye, Em and Ads posing near the pretty lights!

awww Adam and Helen looking cute!

Adam holding up his 20th drink of the night! N.B this may be a lie!

Me and me little musher having a hug.

Emma and Faye 'strike a pose!'

The BHS piss-heads me, helen, em and faye!

Me with Adam. 'My valentine!'

Looks like all them shots of Taboo have hit Faye all at once!

Me, Helen, Emma and Adam in t'pub (where else?)

Hmmm who's gay now eh Ads and Mike?
As I mentioned previously, the other saturday we all went to the pub after work. one to get pissed, and two to have a leaving 'do' for Emma who left last weekend! Gutted! Had a right titter as you can see from the pics! Big thanks to Adam who's photos they are!

Ey up mush's!

Ey up mush's! Thought I best get meself on here and update seeing as I haven't for a while! oh well, been a tad busy! Got pissed on Valentines night on wine (I cannot drink that evil stuff!) with Daryl and Gareth in The fox and roman. It was a nice evening but got a bollocking because I wer a bit rough the next day so had to miss me first lesson! Woops! Erm just had college on Weds but it was a really shite day, everything just seemed to go wrong! Gutted! I wound up waiting 45 mins for a bus which is meant to be every 8 mins! 6 went the other way! Ooooo I was furious! Daryl found it hilerious! I got home eventually and did some coursework which I wound up getting a distinction for! Woo me! Thursday was a better day so was chuffed with that! Broke up for half term too so woo hoo!!!! Have to say i watched the brits and I thought it was great! Plus had a well random conversation with Helen on MSN. Hmmm we seem to do that a lot now, just talk about nowt at all! lol! ooo if anyone watched late night Hollyoaks, how good was it????
Back at work on Friday which was a well busy day, as was saturday, today was just random! Me, Adam and Helen went to the pub after work last night and got a tad tipsy on WKD blues! Absolutley love 'em! We had such a laugh and a really great night so big it up me mushers!!! I'm driving tomorrow and then off to Helen's but I'll report again soon! TTFN!

Hey Chloe!!!

Just a note to say hey clo you smell of shite! ha ha ha ha ha!

'........Of The Day'

'Song of the day:' 'Because of you' By Kelly Clarkson because we played it today in Richards lesson before he turned coz we were bored.
'Word of the day:' 'Debbles' coz tis what Chloe has started calling me and I think it makes me sound all cute and innocent! Nowt could be further from t'truth!!
'Quote of the day:' 'Did it go between her toes?' Chloe asking me about an incident involving me mam standing in summat nasty! Sooooo funny!
'Person of the day:' I'll have to say Adam because he's my valentine!

Happy Valentine's day!

Allooooo all! hope you all got thousands of cards today! the postman had to bring an extra van out just for all mine this morning! Not surprising really! Nah I just got the one off of Adam so bless him, my little valentine! I am writing this from the college computers as I am meant to be doing research for some boooooooooring assignment but can't be arsed with that! Just finished lunch which was nice, we had to sit on the floor like tramps because college is shit and does NOT provide enough places to allow students to eat! Get it done! Oh well, had a laugh all the same. I'm going out for a meal with Daryl tonight so that'll be nice! i won't be on MSN though so I can imagine everyone is gutted about that! ha ha! Ooooo before I forget some old biddy tried to run us over yesterday at the college crossing by speeding through a red light!!! What a fucking liberty!

I've been a poor 'ickle soldier!

Ey up all! Sorry I've not updated for a while but I've not been very well. Tis ok though as I am better now so yey! Ain't been pissed for ages so will no doubt rectify that soon enough! Was ok by Saturday so was back at work which was a laugh, mentioning no names but a certain person kept prodding me all day and attacking me! Lol! Went to the pub Saturday night straight from work with Ads, Helen, Faye, Michael and Emma. Had a wicked night and Adam's got some pics that he'll be sending me so I will post them as and when I get them! Just to say a big Bye-Bye to Emma who left work on Sun! Gutted! Sunday was basically the same as Sat i.e. a good laugh although I got bullied by adam and Helen who stuck a 'reduced to £2' sticker on my back!
Sunday night went to the pics with Twin to see Final Destination 3! Tis sooooooo good and gory! Would well recommend it!
As for today was at college and worked out where we are with regards to our magazine. Tis coming along nicely although we need more computer time but oh well. Went into town after college because I didn't have a driving lesson this week. Me, Clo, Elise and Caz went for a pub lunch which was nice and then we went to the registry office with Chloe so she could pay for her licence. Found it hilerious when we saw that one of our old teachers is getting married under that new 'gay-wedding' law!!!! Dirrty! Bought some CDs and DVDs from Virgin so am a little skinter than I should be! ha ha ha!
After that went home because kerilee was coming to pick me up and take me for a drive 'cause she passed her driving test this morning!!!! Big it up for me little smurf! Awwww I'm sooooo proud! I best pass my test soon!!!

Another birthday???

Me and cat being 'dirrty' in the corner pin!

Chloe and Daryl 'posing' as per usual! ha ha!

Clo, paula, cat and alex after only 1 drink had been consumed!

Elise and Reuben getting 'cosy'!

Me and paula at home before we left to go on the piss. Anyone'd think we were twins!

Wednesday the 1st of February was Cat's 19th Birthday so we all went round town on the piss! A big up 2 everyone who was there. Had a brill night and got well drunk with it being a WKD wednesday in McMillans. The pikiest moment of the night? When we went into the takeaway afterwards, somebody had left a burger on the table with just 1 bite out of it. Cat in her intoxicated state finished it off! DIRRTY!

'...Of The Day'

'Song of the day:' 'Grow' by Kubb because tis well good and played a couple of times on the radio this weekend thus embedding itself in my head!
'Word of the day:' 'snotty' becuase I'm full of cold and snotty! (Cough, cough) Was in bed by half 8 last night!
'Quote of the day:' 'Tell anyone who pours their water down the drinks machine bucket I'll have their guts for garters!' Joy at work issued a strong yet amusing warning to pouring water down the waste bucket.
'Person of the day:' Faye because we had a reet titter today and she's gunna join the army in September. Brave girl!